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Heterochromia - 1000 Reasons Why Japes, TJHan, Karura & Hinano > Lolikit

1000 Reasons Why Japes, TJHan, Karura & Hinano > Lolikit

1) I feel kinda bad that I’m posting so often when I’m supposed to be an ex-aniblogger. I’m also taking up Manga’s space with these silly posts. At least his are related to anime.

2) #1 wasn’t even a reason why NOT to vote for Lolikit. I’m essentially just numbering every sentence that comes to my head.

3) Have you SEEN this?!:

4) Why you should vote for Minaide hazukashii (Translated: Eek! Dont look at me with those lecherous eyes, I’m all nudey and such! Hentai!):

5) I am Japes’ (REAL HANDLE: JP MEYER) sempai.

6) I remember when he first came onto the scene with all this amazing logics and interesting reads.

7) I only read one or two of his posts nowadays because I dont have much time to check ANO, but I’d vote for him because he’s an awesome guy and I really liked his posts of old.

8 ) Bukake.

6) I am also TJHan’s Sempai.

7) I, too, remember TJHan’s first posts.

8 ) His site was NOWHERE near where it was now.

9) If I remember correctly, it was this ugly combination of gray and red.

10) … but look at him now.

11) He’s a big time blogger, his stuff’s funny and Satirical.

12) You know, he didn’t even HAVE a camera when he first started posting.

13) He wrote a post about how he was waiting to get a camera.

14) … but look at him now.

15) Tripeman.

16) Also a great guy.

17) Azure Flame… again, my kohai.

18) I was linked here way back when… I think.

19) And I LOVE people who link me.

20) It’s also a dasaku.net blog and Randall’s my boy.

21) I believe I’m also Hinanoha’s sempai.

22) I met her at Otakon and she was really nice to me.

23) I like people who are nice to me.

24) I SAW HER DANCE.

25) HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY SAY HINANO DANCE LIVE?!

26) That would be the only time I’d ever take Hinano over Hirano.

27) Lolikit.

28) Lolikit’s VERY unfunny and mean. You want FUNNY, go to Baka-Raptor. 2 hours straight. Laughing non-stop.

29) Only vote for him if you like trolls.

30 - 997) *cough*

998) *RAGE*

999) Did anyone notice that I messed up my numbering somewhere near the beginning?

1000) Jason Miao.

Go. Go vote at the ABAs. Thank you Sasa, Manga, and even Mr. Mayat for putting up with me and my posts.

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    Hinano wrote:

    I think most people are voting me for funniest blog rather than satire, although I can’t tell the difference between either at this point.

    Also, I danced Hare Hare Yuukai before it was cool 8D

    Posted 28 Apr 2008 at 18:50 CE(S)T

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    Michael wrote:

    This was a funny RAGE filled post. What’s your beef with lolikit, Os?

    Posted 28 Apr 2008 at 19:08 CE(S)T

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    Osu wrote:

    He insults my princess. Plain and simple.

    Response to the comment below me (I CAN READ THE FUTURE): It’s the former.

    Posted 28 Apr 2008 at 19:09 CE(S)T

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    IcyStorm wrote:

    LOLIKIT VS. OSU

    THIS CAN ONLY BE SETTLED BY DETERMINING WHO IS THE BETTER TROLL

    Unless Osu is a camwhore or something.

    Posted 28 Apr 2008 at 19:13 CE(S)T

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    tj han wrote:

    Hey it’s gray and orange!! And yes, you saw me through my journey of anime blogging, sniffs. RIP Os. May the Great Sprits assimilate you only be to be conquered by Hao and the Spirit of Fire.

    Posted 28 Apr 2008 at 20:00 CE(S)T

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    Baka-Raptor wrote:

    I can be mean too…

    Posted 28 Apr 2008 at 21:19 CE(S)T

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    manga wrote:

    Well…

    After I´ve said what I wanted in the previous post I don´t mind if you continue. I´ve said what I wanted to say and I think I got a reply to that as well.

    If you´re here you want to write stuff and Sasa agreed to let you do that. That´s all that matters.

    signing of

    Posted 28 Apr 2008 at 21:46 CE(S)T

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    DrmChsr0 wrote:

    Nono we all know lolikit and Os are buttbuddies.

    os is just being tsundere for lolikit :P

    Posted 28 Apr 2008 at 22:09 CE(S)T

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    Osu wrote:

    In response to IcyStorm: I even made a mistake in my edit of the future. Point is, I’m a camwhore, not a troll. I love everyone else.

    In response to DrmChsr0: I’m still doing his plants in the butt along with lolikit.

    Posted 28 Apr 2008 at 22:13 CE(S)T

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    lolikitsune wrote:

    The only response I have to this post—as I shake my head in disbelief—is that EVERY ONE of those 1000 items, EVERY ONE of them, except for number 1 which was totally off-topic, is relevant to me.

    Allow me to demonstrate:

    2) Vote for lolikit.
    3) Vote for lolikit.
    4) lolikit’s peer
    5) Os is also lolikit’s senpai.
    6) Os remembers when lolikit came onto the scene and was amazing.
    7) You voted for lolikit.
    8) lolikit also makes lulzy posts with low-res photos.
    6) Os is also lolikit’s senpai.
    7) Os remembers lolikit’s first posts as well.
    8) lolikit’s site was NOWHERE near where it was now.
    9) If I remember correctly, it was this ugly combination of white and blue.
    10) but look at him now!
    11) he’s a big time troll; his stuff’s funny and satirical.
    12) You know, he didn’t even HAVE a penis when he first started posting.
    13) He wrote a post about how he was waiting to get a sex change.
    14) … but look at him now.
    15) shotakit.
    16) Also a great lay.
    17) lolikit… again, Os’s kouhai.
    18) lolikit links to Os’s blog a lot. lolikit loves community.
    19) Os loves lolikit.
    20) lolikit’s blog is a cumdumpster for Randall, too.
    21) Os is wrong sometimes.
    22) Os met lolikit in a fanfiction on kyousora.com and lolikit was extremely … nice … to him.
    23) Os loves lolikit.
    24) lolikit also cosplays Haruhi.
    25) LOTS OF FOXES
    26) There has only been one time Os took lolikit over the ogre.
    27) lolikit.
    28) Yes.
    29) Yes.
    30-997) Yes.
    998) Yes.
    999) Yes.
    1000) You called?

    Posted 29 Apr 2008 at 02:17 CE(S)T

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    Impz wrote:

    What gayness. Showing love for lolikit by devoting a post to him?

    What’s wrong with you, Os? You should be spending time worshiping the damn goddess for tsuruya, ranka and alice carroll’s sake. I mean, seriously, wasting time on Lolikit is demeaning to you. Aim at someone else, like Jeff or something, lolz.

    Vote for “Best Buttsex couple” here. I give +1 to Os and Lolikit.

    Posted 29 Apr 2008 at 12:09 CE(S)T

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    MrMayat wrote:

    I never understood all these RAGE posts. Internet drama just flies over my head. Not that it matters to me anyhow.

    At least you’re keeping Sasa’s site alive with these posts.

    Posted 29 Apr 2008 at 13:17 CE(S)T

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    Kaioshin Sama wrote:

    Or people could always vote for who they think deserves to win. That is still the purpose right? Why not advocate for a person you think deserves to win and give some reasons why instead of who doesn’t deserve it…….but wait a second, I thought these blog awards weren’t about who won, but seeing small up and comers get some recognition for their achievements by getting their names out there.

    Honestly you people are all kind of turning this whole anime blog awards thing into a joke and making me feel like I was right about them all along in my stance that they were nothing but a big popularity contest. Don’t go making me right in my negative stance on them. Prove me wrong already….for once in my existence.

    Posted 29 Apr 2008 at 22:20 CE(S)T

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    Osu wrote:

    … nope. Sorry. You pretty much hit the nail on the coffin. You just have to continue living your existence of never being wrong.

    For me, it’s all for the lulz. As you noticed, I’m not even a part of the ABAs. It’s a joke for me, but for others… it may be only a pun. If you want justification, ask the source yourself. I’m merely a part of the audience.

    But in all seriousness. You seem to take a bunch of my posts way to literally and seriously. Chill, a little bit. Watch animu. This is the internet. Is ANYTHING real? We’re all family, here. Ani-Blogosphere Banzai.

    Posted 29 Apr 2008 at 23:38 CE(S)T

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    lolikitsune wrote:

    Pssst… BEST SATIRE AWARD, Kaioshin.

    I’m a metaaniblogger so my satire is of this color.

    Vote for me if you know what’s good for the ’sphere.

    Posted 30 Apr 2008 at 01:39 CE(S)T

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    Kaioshin Sama wrote:

    @Osu: Okay.

    @lolikitsune: I’m not actually voting in the ABA. All I did was nominate because I felt a bit sorry for Impz when he told me what he was trying to accomplish and even then only a few people. If it makes you feel anybody you were one of them.

    Posted 30 Apr 2008 at 06:35 CE(S)T

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